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USA Mystery Box
USA Mystery Box
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USA Mystery Box
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Didn't expect the quality to be this good honestly. Now every time I fly by on the slopes people literally stop and point.
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Got mine as a joke gift and ended up wearing it every single run. 10/10 no regrets.
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Wore this on a Saturday and had three strangers ask me where I got it.
Shipping
Shipping
Nothing — shipping is completely free, worldwide. No minimums, no hidden fees. We ship to all 50 states and internationally, so no matter where you're hitting the slopes, we've got you covered.
What sizes are available?
What sizes are available?
We carry S, M, L, XL, and XXL. We follow standard sizing — if you normally wear a Large, order a Large here. Simple as that. See our size chart below for exact measurements.
How much does the suit weigh? Will it feel heavy or restrictive on the slopes?
How much does the suit weigh? Will it feel heavy or restrictive on the slopes?
Not at all. The suit weighs just 1.2 lbs, so it feels exactly like wearing a regular onesie. You'll barely notice it's on — until everyone around you does. Full range of motion guaranteed, no bulkiness, no drag.
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Testimonials
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Whole Family Loves The Suit!
I bought this as a gag gift and now our whole family is obsessed with it. Our teenage kids who are usually too cool for everything were fighting over who gets to wear it on the next run. We had an entire family on the lift next to us absolutely losing it laughing. Honestly made our whole ski trip. The construction is solid too, nothing fell apart despite a couple of falls. Would a thousand percent recommend.
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Made Our Entire Ski Trip
Bought this for our annual ski trip with the boys and it was the best decision I've ever made. Wore it the whole first day and our whole group couldn't stop laughing every time I carved past strangers. My buddy Mike tried to steal it by day two. The costume itself is super high quality — way thicker material than I expected and the mask fits over a helmet which is clutch. Already planning on wearing it again next season.
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Best Purchase of the Year — Hands Down
Okay I did NOT expect this to become my most-talked-about purchase of the year. Wore it for the first time last weekend at Mammoth and I could not make it down a single run without someone stopping me. Two guys on the chairlift literally pulled out their phones. The quality is actually insane for what it is — the suit is warm, the head is sturdy, and I've wiped out twice in it and it held up perfectly. If you're even thinking about it just buy it.
